JOCK BIO
NAME:Kenny D Rose
ALIAS: the artist formally know as John Doe
WHERE WERE YOU BORN: Bangkok
NUMBER OF CANDLES ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE: love to tell you but before I could count; the fire department came and hosed the cake.
SERVED TIME IN: California. Never do that again
FAVORITE EXPRESSION: the popping sound you hear is me removing your head from your ass!
PETS, PIERCINGS, OR OTHER THINGS THAT START WITH THE LETTER P: I have 3 pussy cats, and I have several piercings, some of wich you have to be a really good friend, or hired hand, to see.
FAVORITE DRINKS: tuacatini, vodka cran. And anything with Dr. Pepper
FAVORITE FOODS: Meat! Red meat!!!! Anything that comes from a cow and is bloody as hell.
WHEN BORED I (FILL IN THE BLANK): look for new ways to download porn!
MOST ANNOYING THING TO SAY TO ME: no worries. (BS!!!)
DO YOU HAVE A SECRET OTHERS WOULD BE SURPRISED TO KNOW: I sure do. But im not telling you perverts!
MENTOR- WHO DO YOU LOOK UP TO: Howard Stern and my wife, (how the hell she puts up with me). I recently added tiger woods to that list. I would love to get away with what he did.
YOUR BEST QUALITY: My Gene Simmons tongue
YOUR WORST QUALITY: I’m Freaking perfect, I have no bad qualities
YOUR WORST FEAR: Running out of Cigarettes
WHAT THREE WEBSITES DO YOU VISIT THE MOST:you porn, facebook and youtube.
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